Warning: Romance is a Trap
We know, we know, you're here for the beach, the sun, the fun, and the fleeting sense of belonging. But let's be real, you're not here to find love. At least, you shouldn't be.
Love is a myth, a fantasy, a distraction from the real reason you're here: to tan, to drink, and to forget your troubles. Don't let the romantic comedies of your past cloud your judgment. You're on Spring Break 2023, not a Hallmark holiday.
So, take a deep breath, put on your best "I'm-not-interested-in-romance" face, and let's dive into the why's and the why-not's of avoiding Spring Break romance.